Hello and welcome to my second slowest-ever novel, which I have been writing for around seventeen, or eighteen years and it’s nearly ready!

This is a kind of spin on all those TV shows where a bunch of people charge off to some scary building in the middle of the night and wander around by torchlight, saying things like ‘Is anyone here with me from The Other Side’ or ‘If you can hear my voice, let me know you’re here by making a sound’ and then, when the spirit obligingly does so, they run off screaming… if like me, you love to hate those shows, then this might be for you!

Coming hopefully in 2024. 

If this sounds interesting, you can start reading now: 

Warning: Contains scenes of violence and scary bits. And bad words. Lots of bad words. And Gayness.

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