Big Knickers

 Study of A Portrait.Thinking back to when I was a child, I remember once being in a department store, in Tunbridge Wells in the mid-1960s.  I can picture the scene as if I were an onlooker.

I’m buying big knickers with Auntie Zonya.  It’s a lesson in economy versus quality.  I am wearing a skirt my mother made me and a jumper.  My hair is in a long plait down my back as always.

They look the same – same size, shape, style and colour, yet these knickers are less than half the price of those.  Zonya, in other ways so stylish and chic, favoured the larger undie.  Knickers built like cycle shorts – up to the waist, down to the knees (and incredibly, sometimes even with a pocket in the waistband!).  Crimson, stretchy cotton with a little line of black lace trim at the waist and knee.

I can’t imagine wearing anything so huge.  By comparison, my underwear at age six or seven or whatever I am is really quite skimpy and small.

We are in BHS or somewhere like that, comparing their own brand of cheap and cheerfuls with a far more expensive generic brand-name knicker.  Seeing my doubtful looks, she assures me these are warm, comfortable and very, very durable.  I’m not convinced.  Maybe they will swallow me whole.  And the colour!  Red like holly berries or Zonya’s lipstick or red like a London bus or a pillar box.  Really, really red.

We snap the elastic a few times experimentally.  It seems sufficiently sturdy and reliable and so economy wins out and the cheapy knickers are purchased.

I remember it as a fun, ordinary outing, one of the few memories I have of shopping when I was small. I realise now never did ask her how she got on with them.

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